Breaking News - America solves problem with bombs
As we all know, all attempts by BP and the Coast Guard to stop the flow of oil from the Gulf oil spill have failed and as the world looks on in anger the pressure is now on America to stop it.
So in response to the sea beds unwillingness to cooperate with our efforts, the Obama administration is considering changing their strategy to a more practical option -
Nuke The Fucking Seabed.
this will help.
I for one fully support this option and do not expect anything could possibly go wrong.

God bless america.
June 4th, 2010 at 7:30 am
in other news stephen colbert steals my material, fuck off stephen.